eBay Find of The Day: Consuilers of The Lonely, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/29/2016 at 21:07 • Filed to: None

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1988 Mosler Consuiler, powered by a 2.2L Chrysler Turbo 4 cylinder, 5-speed manual, 7,317 miles in South River, NJ for $65,000

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 21:08

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What the fuck, the link is for the car, but I have no idea what the hell happened to the description.

E90M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 21:13

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Don’t lie, you know you really looking for a “UNISEX HOBO HIPPIE SHOULDER BAG CROSSBODY SLING TRIP ELEPHANT THAI TRAVEL BOHO” Bag

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 21:19

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Send it to the graverobber

S65 > E90M3 11/29/2016 at 21:21

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6/10 may use

E90M3 > S65 11/29/2016 at 21:29

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5/10, needs more eel.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 21:29

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Unisex Hobo Hippie Extraordinare

S65 > E90M3 11/29/2016 at 21:34

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yeah, just lay off with the sodium

Connqr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 21:59

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You had me until 2.2 turbo Chrysler 4. The 65k doesn’t help either. CP (even tho this isn’t npocp)

deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 22:17

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Hells to the no. Absolutely not. Nope.

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/29/2016 at 22:27

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OK, so the only things that don’t suck about this car are the wheels. And maybe the windshield. I could imagine the windshield being on a car that didn’t suck.

jimz > Connqr 11/29/2016 at 22:55

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Nah, even if it does need a head gasket, changing them on a Turbo II is a piece of piss. Put in an aftermarket multi layer steel gasket and you’ll never have to do it again.

jimz > E90M3 11/29/2016 at 22:56

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It’s not a purse! It’s European!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/30/2016 at 03:44

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CP! 1 zero too many.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/30/2016 at 11:08

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Kinjaed.

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/30/2016 at 15:02

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I misread this at first as $6,500 and thought “fuck yeah!”

At $65,000 !?!? Noooooo.

theloudmouth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/30/2016 at 19:00

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There cannot be a more simple yet more ugly front end in existence.